All CH establishments will be closed this evening for an all crew

Consortium Holdings

All CH establishments will be closed this evening for an all crew shindig, and to pay our respects to our worthy adversary, the almighty, all knowing television. On this holiest of television watching days we acquiesce defeat. Gods of the National Broadcasting Company and National Football League we salute you, but will resume the fight tomorrow. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you and yours.

All CH establishments will be closed this evening for an all crew shindig, and to pay our respects to our worthy adversary, the almighty, all knowing television. On this holiest of television watching days we acquiesce defeat. Gods of the National Broadcasting Company and National Football League we salute you, but will resume the fight tomorrow. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you and yours.